As most of the gaming public, I’m trying to forget the abomination that was the Nintendo press conference at E3 2008. You’ve probably been to a bevy of message boards and websites all with their share of people commenting on this horrendous showing. I’ll not bore you with some contrived witty banter about the terrible games.
Instead, let’s talk about the people who made this showing possible.
As always, good ol’ Reggie was there. I wonder from time to time what car dealership they plucked this guy from. This time, Reggie had a new gal pal on stage, Cammy. Cammy is a girl who makes the very act of inhaling the flatulence of a drunk hobo a more enjoyable experience then viewing her visage. Her facial expressions mimicked that of a vampire in heat. If only Simon Belmont were here to vanquish the she devil. Sadly, shortly after hearing he would be in a 3-D fighter on the Wii, he hung himself by his own whip. Oh how I could go on and on, but I think the following video will give you a glimpse into this woman’s magical world. So now, we honor this fine lady with a tribute.
