Archive for September, 2008

Buzzed, Bald, Boring, Bland

Posted by Brian On September - 29 - 2008

Every great video game has many components which come together to form one cohesive gooey ball of moist and chewy goodness (that sounded strangely dirty). Along with all the usual suspects, character design has been a major part in any superb video game. Although, as of late, many high profile games have lost this all important piece of the gaming puzzle…

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Your jacket is now dry!

Posted by Brian On September - 27 - 2008

What do you get when you mix Marty MacFly, Doc Brown, and Warioware? Well, maybe something like this:

Metal Gear Sadness

Posted by Brian On September - 20 - 2008

Video games are a lot like a never ending war. As a soldier, you go through all sorts of emotions and experiences everyday, and anyone who is in this “war” alongside you is a comrade. Instead of bullet wounds, you’ve got blistered thumbs. Instead of army rations, you have ramen noodles. You share stories and your glorious accomplishments. Part of gaming, in my opinion, is this integral community of gaming war stories. As many of you know, Erik (co-creator of Substance TV) has been a long time friend of mine. Since the dawn of time, a.k.a. 8 years ago, we’ve played all sorts of great games from A-Z. And as any wartime gaming soldiers do, we enjoy shooting the breeze about the games we play, bosses we beat, levels we conquered, and so on. That all changed one fateful day. Read the rest of this entry »

I give it a 647 out of 893!

Posted by Brian On September - 15 - 2008

Scores suck

Over the past few months, I’ve had a few viewers ask me why don’t I give “scores” or “points” to games I review. While this may be popular in other video game review shows, magazines, or in general, I find it annoying and useless… Read the rest of this entry »

Guns, Swords, and Stones!

Posted by Brian On September - 11 - 2008

It\'s like they\'re in my face!

As promised, the games for review in Substance TV episode 7 are revealed. Yea, I know, there’s a picture that shows them all up there anyway, but here’s a list for kicks and giggles (in order of review even!).

Guns
Mega Turrican – Sega Genesis

Swords
Strider 2 – Sony Playstation

Stones
Power Stone – Sega Dreamcast

Thanks for all the suggestions so far, and I’ll be keeping many of them in mind for future episodes. As posted before, episode 7 will be out on October 1st, 2008. While I could wax eloquently, I think I’ll get back to work on episode 7.

P.S. – Thanks again to all the fans of Substance TV for all your support! You folks rock this world upon which I stand.

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Lucky number 7

Posted by Brian On September - 9 - 2008

I heart 7

With episode six in the bag, it’s time to move onto episode numero seven. We are already in production. And before you ask, yes indeed, we have all three games picked. Oh, you’d like to know what those are? Well why didn’t you say so, we will be review-ahhhh you almost got me. You’re good. We’ll be officially announcing the list of games to be reviewed on Wednesday (9-10-08).

What we can tell you is the seventh episode will be released on October the first (10-1-08)! So until then, stay tuned for more updates and check back Wednesday for a full list of games.

P.S. A big thanks to all of those who have signed up, e-mailed, posted comments, or posted on the forums. It is greatly appreciated!

Own the Viper!

Posted by Brian On September - 5 - 2008

OPTION SEED!

Over the years, some of you have said, “Brian, we love the games you review, but we can never find them, and even if we do, they are insanley expensive”. Yes my child, I have heard your cries, and now I answer those hunger pains. Suckle on the sweet nurturing teet of Gradius 5.

As announced in episode six of ‘Substance TV’, I will be giving away a complete copy of the game, including shipping, for free. What do you have to do, it’s simple. Just register her at www.substance-tv.com and you will be automatically entered into the contest. You’ll see the link at the top left of the website on the sidebar. There’s no gimmicks or hooks. You won’t be on some Russian goat porn e-mail list, unless you’d like to be. Just a good old fashioned contest.

I’ll announce a winner in episode seven. If you’re already registered for the site, well, then you are already good to go. Thanks for all your support and look forward to episode seven in the weeks to come.

AMIGOS OF SUBSTANCE TV

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