Archive for January, 2011

Deathsmiles for stupid cheap

Posted by Brian On January - 25 - 2011

Cheap cheap cheap

Noticed this on my way home today while stopping at a local Gamestop. Both the limited edition and standard edition of Deathsmiles have received yet another priced drop. The limited edition is down to $29.99 while the standard edition is down to $19.99 putting both these games into the stupid cheap zone. This also means the used version of the standard version is just $17.99. I was lucky enough to find a sealed copy of the limited edition, as Gamestop is infamous for only having on “gutted” copy left.

For those on the fence, shame on you. This is the perfect opportunity to pick up an amazing Cave shmup for stupid cheap. This deal is in store only as it’s sold out online. I’d advise you snap a copy as it’s getting harder and harder to find by the day.

Limited edition link
Standard edition link

Naked updates from the bathtub

Posted by Brian On January - 18 - 2011

My legs are silky smooth

I wanted to update you the viewers about what’s going on with Substance TV and Extra Joy. Logically I thought the best place was from my bathtub of bubbles. Enjoy!

BTW: Not to worry, there is no nudity nor anything close to nudity in this video. I only do that for my *other* job.

The Star Wars prequels really do suck

Posted by Brian On January - 4 - 2011

Star Wars Sucks

I could articulate why I hate the Star Wars prequels so. Possibly with a well thought out dissertation filled with exhaustive research and facts. I could even make references to the original Star Wars films and present an air tight case for why I think the Star Wars prequels suck. Though that would take a lot of work, time, devotion, and madness. Thankfully Red Letter Media has taken the time to properly do such a thing. From Episode 1 to Episode 3, they rip the prequels to shreds while being consistently funny, biting, witty, and entertaining.

I will admit some of these reviews are long, with the review of Revenge of the Sith being a three parter, but trust me, it’s worth it. Seeing your every complaint so perfectly stated, and other issues addressed you never considered is quite invigorating. So enjoy, and may the schwartz be with you.

BTW: Stick around the site if you want to check out thier other reviews of the Star Trek: The Next Generation films and other entertaining videos. They’ll also give you pizza rolls.

This goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway. These videos are probably NSFW with some language.

Star Wars: Episode I review
Star Wars: Episode II review
Star Wars: Episode III review

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