With the 2008 presidential election behind us, one would think their duty as an American citizen was completed and they could go one with life as it was, but those people would be sorely wrong. Now a much more important vote is upon you. Not for president, but for Screw Attack’s “Gaming’s 1337″ nomination.
As your host of Substance TV, I ask for your vote in this upcoming nomination. If elected, I will lower taxes for The Mushroom Kingdom and expand housing projects in the Green Hill Zone. I will continue to negotiate with foreign leaders such as Bowser, King Dedede, and Donkey Kong to ensure a lasting peace. I vow to increase our military force by ten fold with the help of General Bill Rizer in our fight against the forces of Red Falcon. I will help small community leaders such as Mike Haggar of Metro City fight crime and clean up gangs like the Mad Gear.
All this and more will I do if I am voted as best video game reviewer.
So, how do you help you ask? Simple, just follow the link below and nominate me as best video game reviewer and/or any of the other applicable fields. It’s important to note you can only vote once per day. Though I appreciate those who would vote for me 50 times a day, and I truly do, your votes would then not be counted which would be sad for all of us.
So go on and vote. It’s your civic duty!
VOTE NOW!
http://www.screwattack.com/Nominations
P.S. Yes, I’m still working on Substance TV 7 for those of you wondering. Look out for it soon!
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