As you all are probably aware, Konami has announced the new Castlevania game for the Wii will be a versus fighter. As a long time Castlevania fan, the premise made me weak to my stomach, but I pressed on. I wanted to see screens and videos before I wrote off the game.
That day has arrived, and oh how painful it is.
After seeing the footage of the game play in action, I was in shock. I knew it would be no Tekken or Third Strike, but for the love of all that is holy, this reeks worse then a day old zombie. I then remembered the long history of bad localizations Castlevania fans have been treated to here in the States. The games themselves were great, just not the voice acting. So I thought to myself, if the game looks this butt-crack-tacular, what would the voice acting be like? Well, no need to imagine this as my good friend Erik has already envisioned that future, and it makes Skynet look like a paradise. Enjoy!
Brian is the Managing Director here at Substance TV. He is the host of Substance TV, Game Grief, and co-host of Substance TV LIVE. A graphic designer by trade, his other love of 15 years is the bass guitar. Though he shares his love with his family as well. Luckily he has a wife who supports his video game game addiction, and his two amazing children. You can find him on Google + or via his Twitter @fortressfruit.