Symphony of the FIGHT!

17. July, 2008 Console 561 comments

Symphony of the FIGHT!

As you all are probably aware, Konami has announced the new Castlevania game for the Wii will be a versus fighter. As a long time Castlevania fan, the premise made me weak to my stomach, but I pressed on. I wanted to see screens and videos before I wrote off the game.

That day has arrived, and oh how painful it is.

After seeing the footage of the game play in action, I was in shock. I knew it would be no Tekken or Third Strike, but for the love of all that is holy, this reeks worse then a day old zombie. I then remembered the long history of bad localizations Castlevania fans have been treated to here in the States. The games themselves were great, just not the voice acting. So I thought to myself, if the game looks this butt-crack-tacular, what would the voice acting be like? Well, no need to imagine this as my good friend Erik has already envisioned that future, and it makes Skynet look like a paradise. Enjoy!

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Brian is the Managing Director here at Substance TV. He is the host of Substance TV, Game Grief, and co-host of Substance TV LIVE. A graphic designer by trade, his other love of 15 years is the bass guitar. Though he shares his love with his family as well. Luckily he has a wife who supports his video game game addiction, and his two amazing children. You can find him on Google + or via his Twitter @fortressfruit.

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